guy:
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
why has no one fallen in love w/ me yet i’m so bored
Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.
“Hey Flash, want to hear a joke?”
“NO!” – (x)okay this is the actual cutest thing I’ve ever seen look at that sloths fuckin face omg
